it's not like cnn was going to surprise me witha gross photo of the world's most obese man ever. i mean, the headline was as plain as day, "half ton man drops 321 pounds and counting". there would surely be a photo that would deepen my hatred towards fat people. but what do i do? i click on the link anyways, and i see the official face of fat. i can't even begin to imagine what it would be like to weigh a thousand pounds. anyways, here's a quote from the fatass, "Until recently, I wasn't able to see any light at the end of the tunnel." hey buddy i got news for you, until recently, you couldn't see anything below your twelve double chins.
am i going straight to hell? probably.