i have idea about the veracity of this news item, but apparently, britney spears' marriage is on the rocks. i'm guessing that britney just couldn't stand the stink (i have no doubt about the veracity of this item...i mean, really, just look at him). which is saying something because i imagine with her embrace of the trailer lifestyle, she can't smell too great either (unlike say...scarlett johanson who i'm pretty sure always smells like fresh cut flowers). in any case, if this is true, then things are progressing nicely for britney spears to fulfill her destiny and show us all her naughty bits in the pages of playboy before the end of 2005.
tell me you don't think she smells like a dumpster. you can't, you simply just can't.
tell me you don't think she smells great. you can't, you simply just can't.