6.24.2005

this will be the last post about tom cruise ever....

well at least until he and katie holmes break up...

anyways, t. cruise was on the today show and got into it with matt lauer. you can watch the video or read the transcript here.

i was walking about this with kb and mg yesterday and judging from this interview, it's clear to me that tom cruise has turned into michael jackson. perhaps just having that much attention lavished on you turns you into a ten year old. check out the end of the lauer interview for some seriously faulty logic. however, like michael jackson, the logic would make perfect sense to a ten year old. i wonder what tom cruise thinks about intelligent design? or santa claus for that matter.

lastly, i'm officially sick of having to deal with tom cruise. the scientology publicity machine has accomplished its mission to get people talking about tom cruise again. anyways, my last comment ever on tom cruise on this blog is to offer you a conspiracy theory. as many of you may know, the box office returns have been down for over three months now from the same time period last year. revenge of the sith couldn't turn it around and neither could batman begins (by the way, i've seen them both, and i know i haven't reviewed them. sorry. revenge of the sith: B, batman begins: solid A). anyways, my prediction is that when war of the worlds comes out, scientology will do everything in its power to make sure that the box office reciepts are up from the previous year, so that the trades will say that tom cruise turned around the summer movie slump. and that's all she wrote. rest in peace tomkat, rest in peace.

1 comment:

Gina said...

I think he sucks but I will see his movie war of the worlds .