so according to this story, northern colorado's backup punter attacked the starter and then stabbed him in his kicking leg. that's right, the freakin' backup punter wanted that starting punting job for a also-ran college football program so badly that he was willing to stab someone for it. anyways, i'm sure he'll have plenty of time to build up his leg strength on the prison yard leg press. let's just say that he'll probably be fielding punts pretty soon, if you know what i mean.
i got your coffin corner right here bee-otch!